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A footlong subway turkey sub in a stall in one of the bathrooms here at work. Should I:

1. Eat it?
2. Turn into lost and found?
3. Put it back in the stall (but someone else might eat it!)?
4. Give it to a homeless guy?
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never eat something you found in a bathroom, but you could make an exception this time. just this time.

This comment was edited at 05/05/2005 12:54 PM
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It all depends...

1. Does it smell okay?
2. Does it look okay?
3. Is it free of sem[e]n?
4. Are you hungry?

If the answer to any two of these four questions is "Yes", then you'd better eat it.
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1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Not sure, there's a lot of "mayo".
4. Yes.

Is it worth the risk?
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found in the bathroom stall at work, sounds delightful. I'd eat it.
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what type of facility do you work in?
and stall is not enough information.
1. was it wraped in the default "subway" wraping
2. was there any visible tampering with said official wraping (i.e. tears, appearance of opening and rewraping, etc)
3. was it on the floor infront of the pot, on the seat, was the seat down, ontop of the water holding thing?
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suicide.
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#6

1. Yes in the wrapper, but NOT in the plastic bag thingy.
2. It's not sealed, but it was wrapped neatly.
3. It was on the floor on the side of the pot.

I work at a sales company.

It is currently sitting on my desk, wrapped up and waiting for me to decide its fate.
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I recommend that you eat it quickly before the owner comes looking for his baby!

Subway!
Eat Fresh!
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here's my suggestion. it's the only good way to tell.

tear it in half, preferably with one piece bigger than the other. give the smaller half to a homeless guy, and wait for results. if it's cool, eat your half. if not, give the rest to him. those bums will eat anything.
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im not only scared for you and me, buddy lee
but the fate of the galaxy, which now rests neatly wrapped on your desk.

also, i have to question your reasoning if you're using the company toilets to take deuces. and a company that has employee's who bring foot long submarine sandwitches into the stall with them.

eat up and i'll tell you.
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LOL #10 HAS THE TICKET!

And don't forget - being a retired Sandwich Artist, I know what I am talking about when it comes to Subway.

Eat Fresh - Buddy Lee's Mom
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#10 There aren't any homeless guys outside the building today (I just looked out the window) so that suggestion is invalid.

#11 I usually drop my bombs in the ladies room because the accoutics are much better in there. Eating in the stalls is a normal occurence here, but it's usually meatball hoagies.
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you should bring it into your office and proceed to make a gotfrag thread about it. this is now the "community sub."

good luck with your adventure, i hope you come home safe.
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sw|boberino: flax
sw|boberino: i'm taking your warrior to IF and putting your stone in the bank
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just give a half to a co-worker, that way u wont have to leave work looking for a homeless.
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Not a bad idea #16 there's a guy in my office that eats anyones' leftovers. Let me try that, brb.
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how many coworkers do we have?
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Go out buy another subway sandwhich, you eat the good one, and give the one that you found in the bathroom to your boss :D
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throw it at the side of your pt cruiser because it is homosexual
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In my immediate office there are 12 of us, but in the whole building there are maybe 150 people or so.

The guy who eats everything is out sick today. Is that surprising?
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that leaves the potential for that sub to be more than 24 hours old if he was in yesterday
carbon date it
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Just eat it.. if u die u die.. we all gotta die sometime..
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It's not his sub flax, this one's "fresh". I think I'm gonna eat it. Wish me luck =O
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here lies buddy lee
ate a bathroom sub at the age of 33
he only went in there to pee
he'll be missed by you and me

do you watch boiler room as movivation and research?
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eat it and i want proof buddy lee :D take pics lol
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break into subway's billing matrix computer
and see if anyone used a creditcard to buy a turkey sub within a 5 hour drive of your present location
then set up survielence on their homes and places of work
then have peiper befriend them
then lure them into a basement
drug them
and beat them until they talk
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I'm 29 dammit, 29!

I don't have a camera at work or I would =(

But seriously, would someone make up something this stupid?
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